Dusty
Green
Gives sincere apologies.
cat
Trouble
Brown
Just picks the tomatoes off of a sandwich instead of requesting a whole new sandwich.
dino
Whiskers
Yellow
Can prove he is a real man by drinking whiskey.
dino
Coco
Black
Burps minimally.
dog
Spooky
Brown
Comfortable in the outdoors for up to eight hours.
cat
Tiger
Black
Can read (but cannot understand) Hebrew.
dog
Oreo
Yellow
Able to stop chewing ice or whistling on request.
cat
Ginger
Grey
Comfortable in the outdoors for up to eight hours.
dino
Sassy
Brown
Adept at talking self and others out of fights.
cat
Sammy
Blue
Listens attentively to boring stories.
cat
Coco
Orange
Can be around food without staring creepily at it.
dino
Buster
Green
Does not use excessive acronyms.
dog
Chester
Red
Expertly quotes and recognizes dialogue from early seasons of The Simpsons.
dog
Samantha
Brown
Always up for dessert.
cat
Coco
Red
Burps minimally.
cat
Smokey
Brown
Drives at a safe rate of speed in snow or rain.
dino
Muffin
Yellow
Does not freak out if you haven’t seen his favorite movie (The Big Lebowski).
cat
Salem
Brown
Proficient in air guitar
dino
Callie
Blue
Listens attentively to boring stories.
dog
Spooky
Black
Uses litter box at appropriate hours.
cat
Miss kitty
Red
Owns a Nintendo Power Glove.
dino
Snuggles
Orange
Is comfortable with jokes about his receding hairline.
cat
Buddy
Red
Enjoys fine wine.
dog
George
Brown
Participates in karaoke but does not force others to go out to karaoke.
dog
Salem
Red
Knows the words to 4 rap songs.
cat
Bubba
Yellow
Cleans himself.
dog
Chloe
Green
Admits he is wrong
dino
Nala
Purple
Dances when he has to.
cat
Oscar
Green
Gives hugs with appropriate pressure and for the right length of time.
cat
Lucy
Red
Doesn’t get weirded out by the word “moist.”